The                        wife says: You want
                      The wife means: You want                     
The wife says: We need
                      The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
                      The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
                      The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
                      The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
                      The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
                      The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
                      The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
                      The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
                      The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
                      The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
                      The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade                        of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
                      The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
                      The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
                      The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
                      The wife means: I did something today you're not going to                        like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
                      The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
                      The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
                      The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
                      The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
                      The wife means: No
The wife says: No
                      The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
                      The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
                      The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
                      The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
                      The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this                        place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
                      The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
                      The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
                      The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
                      The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
                      The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
                      The wife means: I'm still building up steam.                     
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