milf day??

as dex refers, HAPPY MILF DAY!!! he meant happy birthday.. lol..

21 06 2006

ahh.. it's passed.. thanks to my darling frens who made my day BETTER.. and of course my baby too.. hehe..

thanks to...

suleen and gary for the geisha and hot black bikini..
caryn for the cute porcelain container..
anthea and wendy for the lovely blouse..
and my baby for the beautiful necklace..
and of course.. those ppl who msged me and wished me in school.. thanks!!

hehe.. went out with my baby, suleen, gary, caryn, anthea and wendy yesterday to have some fun on my bdae.. since it's my LAST outing this year.. sigh.. long drag.. hmm.. i went to sch to hand in my moral project first.. i'm WAYYY past the due date.. my laziness.. hehe.. suleen and gary picked me up from home.. hmm.. went to meet up with the rest at sp.. caryn got me the gift at ML.. then me, my baby, suleen and her baby walked over to tj while anthea caryn and wendy stayed at some boutique first.. suleen gary and my baby haven had their lunch.. me neither but i didn't eat at all.. just a bit of my hun's rice and my ais kacang.. hmm.. the funniest thing at the foodcourt was when gary's seow mai jumped out of the straw bowl.. hahaha!! and it rolled on the floor.. 7 of us were sitting up high on the high table.. it was fun to be sooo.. squashed? like one BIG happy family lidat.. hahaha!! we were there till like.. 4 smth? oh yea.. anthea and wendy got me a shirt at the boutique.. hmm.. thankies.. hehe.. after that we walked around.. look here and there.. laughed at this and that.. bio at the guy who bio-ed at.. me? lol.. according to caryn.. hahaha!! tried on this short skirt at yishion.. not that nice lah.. heh.. the one at hock lee nicer.. hmm.. caryn bought a pair of shoes at vincci.. we spent quite a long time at vincci.. lol.. after that.. caryn anthea and wendy had to go off.. oh yea gary bought this jersey "argentine" at yishion for 40++.. my baby helped paid on his behalf cos gary left his money in the car.. then me, my baby, gary and suleen walked back to gary's car and gary passed the cash back to my hun.. then they went off.. hun and i walked around.. wanted to sit at coffeebean but ah.. some stupid guys were at our fav seat.. so we walked over to holiday inn's lobby and sat on the sofa there.. then we walked over to parkson.. bought a shirt for my dad from durban.. went to sit at sugarbun.. hun got some drink that tastes like THICK chocolate with too much milk.. he got me tea.. i mixed both up and it tasted fantalastic!! lol.. went upstairs and got this CUTE polar bear for my baby.. he paid for it too.. cos "it's so expensive.." says he.. hehs.. dad came and pick me up then.. it was.. 7.30 lidat? hmm.. went home.. did my work.. den got ready to bed.. halfway sleeping till 4.41 a.m. my phone dropped.. i turned to the side look on the floor.. moved up and check.. decided to look UNDER my bed.. there it was.. in the centre.. checked in between my bed and sis', there was a gap in between.. hmm.. crawled under my bed and picked my phone up then.. went back to sleep.. went to school.. came home.. now i'm online.. my ballet exam's tomorrow.. hmm.. oh well.. i'm done with my post for today.. hehs.. thanks to those who were there for me!! love u guys lots!!

uppiediedoodahs..

hmms.. i'm bored.. my results are bad.. and noh my parents don noe yet.. and i don feel like askin my mum to go for the "hari permuafakatan".. sides, my form teacher's away so with smee.. *coughs* he don even noe me well... so.. no point going neway.. hmm.. there's nth to do.. gonna go damai next week for baby-meteorite's babiday!! WHEEE!!! aww.. hmm.. ahh.. i've really no idea wad to blog ehs? hmm.. watched CARS on friday afternoon with ma baby.. went to pick him up from home.. mum dropped us at star.. reached there around 2 smth? and da whole place was empty.. i mean for cars.. hun n i were da first two to step in to buy the tix for cars.. hmm.. saw dezmond.. movie starts at 2.30.. hmm.. watched the trailers of scary movie 4, click, rv, tokyo drift and wad again on the big screen outside..? hmm.. cars was nice.. especially the part when "lightning" was driving backwards after being slammed by the other meanie car.. so cute.. hmm.. went to the arcade to catch 2 games of daytona after that.. walked along waterfront.. got a bit kektiok.. hun knows why.. hmph.. went to c11 to get some drink.. forgot it's name.. it just popped up and float away.. ah well.. wait till it comes back then.. hee.. it was orange flavoured.. kinda fizzy.. but nice.. yeps.. mum called.. so i'm to walk all the way to her office.. ah well.. good exercise rite? lols.. boo went to change his money at the money exchanger at parkson.. and we walked to my mum's office.. mum was being mean to bully me.. hmm.. as usual i suppose.. sigh.. lol.. and he was busy trying to scare every single motorcyclist that drives past our car by using little and going "SMACK" on the window.. the poor cub's getting a very serious head concusion rite now.. lol!! dropped hun back home after that.. i went home.. went out later that nite with my mum to saberkas.. she need to buy some things from guardian.. hmm.. wad did i do after that? ah.. went home.. did nth.. went for ballet and guitar and theory the next day.. i was aching from head to toe.. mum wanted to go to southern to get some bread for breakfast on sunday.. she parked her car outside the "jotun" paints shop.. it was drizzling.. i ran in.. jumped over the wet cement.. and banged my head on the blinds.. had a little headache after that.. argh.. went home and banged the piano around madly.. my head was throbbing then.. hmm.. had my shower.. hun's phone ran out of batt.. i din go online.. was a lil lazy.. and a lil dizzy.. got ready to tuck in by 11.. waited for his msg.. dozed off instead.. hmm.. woke up a while later and saw his msg.. went to bed not long after that.. hmm.. went to church the next morning.. accidentally stepped on the wrong piano pedal while playin.. the sound was.. argh.. pretty soundless.. and out of tune? hmm.. >< so messed up.. sigh.. went for lunch.. had ballet after that.. heck my exam's this friday and i'm soooo NOT prepared for it.. sigh.. was sitting on the sofa in the lounge there at imh waiting.. ballet finished at 3.30.. piano starts at 4.15.. i had to wait.. my teacher approached me at 4.. asked if i would like to join her to watch the world's great violinists.. the orchestra was gonna play that and she wants to watch.. said she'll replace my class.. hmm.. watched with her then.. went home at 5.. showered and stuff.. blah.. went to sch like normal yesterday.. except, my brain's malfunctioning.. and i just banged my head on the tv next to me.. argh.. dat ends my post.. i needa rub my head hard.. *sobs*

back to sch..

alrite.. i'm FINALLY back to school.. and yes.. BACK to blogging.. ><><><>< sheesh.. oh n ppl.. i'm REALLY LOW on my credit.. ivanna's credit transfer company bankrupt liao.. =(( i've been transfering credit to ppl all the time till i forgot that i'm not a rich kid.. sigh.. duh i obviously am not.. just that.. when they ask.. i just don noe how to reject.. sigh.. my own faults.. oh well.. i'm still alive.. =))

partially.. i'm sick of all those ANONYMOUS ppl.. not to say they mess with my blog only but once and never again.. but the blogs of ppl i noe.. it's kinda.. annoying don u think so? argh.. hate it.. just hope they don drop here and mess with me.. i'll beat them up for all i care.. hmphs.. seriously.. sigh.. i just don get why these ppl, want to visit ppl's blog, and starts criticising and stuff.. argh.. dono wad's playing in my brain rite now.. can just feel hot anger burning up me.. sigh.. i'm not to be messed around with.. sigh...

i finally get to get things done.. converted da songs i copied from my cds from aac to mp3.. CDex rocks.. AudioGrabber sucks.. got 3 songs done.. but not till my mum gets me the 512MB mmc memory card i cant have more songs in my phone.. but i don depend on them to keep me company tho.. only sometimes when i'm unable to sleep.. or maybe cos i'm bored and sick and tired of the same songs over and over again the i've decided to give it up and stick to the radio more.. hmm.. oh well..

some memorable days..

7th May 2006 - My baby's bdae and da day we got together..
7th June 2006 - 1st month.. baby's in taiwan.. *sob*
- congrats to my hairy baboon bro caleb and now OFFICIALLY HIS babyM!! ^^ so sweet..

10th June 2006 - went to MYF.. bdae celebration nite.. in the slide show, they tagged me as "Ms. HAHAHA!!! yay!! it's my BIRDAY!!" ok i dono y it's "birday".. hmm..

11th June 2006 - baby came back.. *yay* ^^

12th June 2006 - back to school finally and seeing my best buddies and bullying them..

13th June 2006 - some candid shots of my class monitor sleeping was taken..
- saw some "pics".. hahahaha!!
- made plans for damai!! yay.. that is.. if i REALLY can go.. muahaha..

alrite.. i dono wad i did that for.. sounds so.. "braggish".. don mind me aite ppl? i just feel that i've not blogged for long and i think i should blog some THINGS.. hmm.. sigh... have choir with the church tonite.. gotta play for them.. sigh.. been playin in church.. for services.. don think i've strucked enough self-confidence.. been finding myself sucking at it.. =(( and i kept falling asleep in church.. finding my eyelids drooping and stuff.. due to late nite sleep the nite before.. sigh.. went to youth.. as mentioned in memorable days above.. hmm.. it was funky.. played games and stuff.. and u see me blowing bubbles.. and my buddies and i smearing flour on each other's face.. hehe.. nevertheless.. my bdae's not up yet.. and im not gonna mention when.. those who noe about it, ZIP UR MOUTH SHUT!! heh..

hmm.. just realised that i cant stop blogging.. funny i'm not taking pauses to play spider solitaire or do anything else.. lol.. i'm always at that.. but now i just feel like blogging.. my baby bought me a baby lion.. a dub.. it's name? "LITTLE".. cos it's little.. he named him.. hehs.. and he got me the hat i wanted!! it's all black.. exactly the type i want.. u cant find a plain black one around kch anymore.. even if u do.. it would probably cost rm30++ as i saw it at cindy's b4.. sigh.. the things nowadays are getting really pricey around here.. mum bought me da denim shorts i wanted from diesel!! yay.. it was 20% off.. so the price after the discount was around rm55.++ hmm.. not bad.. considering u cant find any nicer ones outside.. even if there is, i would rather not stick to a cheap one.. since i'm gonna wear it more often now.. hehs.. got a dark greenish blue one.. the other was light greenish blue.. and it made me look fat.. my mum forced me to try it on.. the size was "M".. it fits nicely.. but still.. light colours make me look fat.. the darker one only had L and XL.. i had no choice but to choose the L one then.. it's gonna be loose but i can always wear a belt around it.. atm all i have is my glittery blueish purplish er.. greenish belt? hehs.. it's the only one that matches.. hmm.. planning to get a silver metal kinda belt soon.. when i get my cash.. hee..

i finally went back to pbk after one month's absence from there.. bahludin saw me standing outside the classroom when he came out after his class finished at 5.30.. my class starts at 6..

him : lama tak jumpa ivanna? kalau selalu datang awal nampak u di sini..
me : *smile*
him : mana pergi?
me : sibuk.. hehe..
him : betul sibuk ar?
me : *smile smile*

lol.. ah well.. i went in.. took the papers.. went to my seat.. and sat down.. he came in with his coffee/tea..

him : dulu awak belajar di lodge?
me : *smiles and shakes head*
him : oh.. saya lihat kamu kenal mereka ini dari lodge *points to dex, brian, ivan's area* sama tuisyen?
me : *shakes head again* er.. dulu ya.. [fact is, ivan only.. hahahaha!!]
him : oh.. *walks away and enters his.. as dex called it.. "hooker room".. lol!!*

ah well.. turns out.. dex ivan and jer din come! and i brought the funfair tix.. argh.. passed them to ryan.. hmm.. tuition ended.. came home.. and cuddled my baby lion.. hehs.. it's just sooo CUTE!! and it really does keep me warm.. heh.. anyway... i watched the last episode of "biscuit teacher and star candy".. it's a korean series.. on ntv7.. which i recently got addicted to.. and when i told myself not to get addicted to it and last nite would be the last episode i'm gonna watch, it turned out that last nite's was the LAST episode.. ^^ it's a nice movie anyway... quite meaningful.. to me.. hmm.. well.. think this is long enough.. hehs.. it seems like a REALLY long post.. i noe it's kinda boring... which is why i'm gonna post some pics up soon.. yay.. heh.. alrite.. that's all peeps.. don come back for more aite? *cheers* lova ya all..

currently missing ;
~suleen
~caryn
~anthea
~wendy
~my baby

it's just another happy ending..

thanks to gerald!! ^^

3 Questions

name 3 schools u went to

1. wan chu
2. st3
3. imh and bdh
   

name 3 things in ur wallet/backpack/bag

1. money
2. member cards
3. i.c.
   

name 3 things u do when u're really stressed

1. play piano
2. listen to music
3. dance
   

name 3 places u go on a daily basis

1. my room
2. the bathroom
3. around the house
   

name 3 favourite fruits

1. apple
2. pear
3. guava
   

3 names u go by

1. ningcompoop =.=
   
2. hawt ass
   
3. banana
   

3 of ur favourite foods

1. laksa
2. kueh cap
3. pork chop
   

3 things u'r wearing right now

1. singlet
2. shorts
3. lingerie?
   

The Whos

who's in the house with u?

1. no one
2. zilch
3. get the hint i'm home alone?
   

who (or what) r u thinking about right now?

1. my 30 bucks' still with that bastard
2. how to cheer aaron up
3. my baby's coming back in 5 days
   

who did u last talk to on the phone?

1. my mum
2. my dad
3. caleb
   

who do u sit next to in your class?

1. suleen [class]
2. rachel [lab]
3. wendy [lab]
4. cass [lab]

who was the last person u told u loved?

1. er.. my baby last nite..
   

who do wish u were right now?

1. myself.. =(
   

who gets on ur nerves the most at school?

1. the loud voiced girls that go round shouting ur name
   

The Wheres

where do u live?

1. in a house
   

where is ur phone?

1. in front of the keyboard
   

where do u sleep?

1. my room
2. my sis' room
3. anywhere with cushions when i'm sleepy
   

where is the last place u took a ride to?

1. mum's office? imh? home?
   

where are u now?

1. my lonely house
   

The Whats

what was the last thing u ate?

1. my yummylicious scrambled eggs
   

what colour shirt r u wearing?

1. light green.. =,= ogre..
   

what is the closest item near u that is blue?

1. my mouse's cover..
   

what do u like best about school?

1. the jokes..
   

what is ur favourite colour?

1. any..
   

what do u wear more: jeans or shorts?

1. shorts / skirt.. less on jeans..
   

what is the last movie that u watched?

1. erm.. don remember.. chicken little? had to.. with my lil cousins..
   

The Whens

when did u start school?

1. 1995
   

when is ur birthday?

1. 21st June 1989 [2 more weeks! ^^]
   

when did u last go to the mall?

1. sunday..

when was the last time u bought a pair of pants?

1. long ago..
   

when did u last burn something?

1. last mth in sch..
   

Next victim would be..

1. suleen
2. caryn
3. aaron
4. dexter
5. my baby!!
   

er...

alrite i'm totally clueless.. i've no idea wad title to put for my blog.. i miss my baby lots... sigh... 6 more days to go.. without him.. kinda lonely er.. hmm... been online... been missing him... been out... been asleep... argh.. no idea wad i'm blogging.. just updating anyway.. here are some pictures... sigh... i miss my baby lots.. and my best buddies apple and chiwi... sigh... alright.. refer below...


one of the kinds of hat that i want.. hmm.. just by the type la.. not da designs..


a cute pink hippo!! so soft and furry... reminds me of the blue hippo of caleb's.. this is the wife of caleb's blue hippo.. ahah! ^^


my baby's love for me.. never broken..


near or far our hearts our still bonded together.. love u lots.. can't wait for ur return.. gonna spend every single minute with u.. love u boo..

i'm spending every minute thinking of u...love u lots..

hmm..

ya'noe? i just realised that my post last nite is not up.. and checkin the posts that i've sent.. it's not up either.. sad.. oh well... let me try to remember what did i blog last nite.. alrite.. i woke up yesterday mornin at 7 smth.. to my own voice.. i was there.. sleeping.. dreamin.. and suddenly.. i hear myself shouting.. "FCK U PPL LA PLEASE BE QUIET LA!!" alrite.. that shocked me.. i opened my eyes.. cupped my mouth.. look at my lil cousin next to me and closed my eyes.. heard my dad open the door.. haha! well it was interesting.. anyway... went back to sleeping.. woke up 2-3 hours later.. [[heck i'm DAMN annoyed now... the malay house down the road is holding their wedding and singing and stuff now.. and trust me.. the guys singing.. is far WORSE than william hung i can assure u..]] anyway... woke up... got ready.. went to the museum.. if there's nothing better to do.. sigh... my shoes were burning my feet and i could HARDLY walk.. and when we were on da way to cross the bridge outside the tun razak museum.. i teased my dad...

me : *hanging on to my dad on the back* daddy can carry me?
dad : carry u? knot ar..
me : huu.. carry me over the bridge and i'll give u 50..
dad : hah! u carry me over i give u 100! double! wan or not?
me : bluek!

lol.. well i walked across myself.. sigh... went to saberkas for lunch after that.. [[i'm sooo DAMN annoyed now!!]] argh.. walked around after that and stuff... normally i enjoy looking round at clothes and stuff but heck with my aunt and my two cousins... the fun seems out! totally out.. argh.. well.. went to hock lee to pick up my book after that.. i forgot to bring my member card the day before so i got them to keep the book for me.. Great Expectations.. the book.. it's nice.. i've read 1/6 of it now.. there's 59 chapters and i'm only finishin the 8th.. wow.. anyway... went home... showered and stuff.. went online.. blogged... but my post didn't appear.. i'm downright disappointed at how lagging my comp has been lately... sigh... well.. chat with my baby as usual.. see him over the webbie... ever so adorable... ^^ love him lots.. cant msg him much... his number is under roaming and if i msg him.. he'll be charged too... sigh... oh well...

today... i woke up at 12... late? yeh i noe... hmm.. had my brunch... played some piano.. went to india street.. looked for the shop where i bought my watch.. was hoping to be able to get the strap changed.. but the guy said the factory closed down already... no more miyoko polo club.. sigh... meaning... i've to stick to my watch.. it's scratchy and off colour already.. =( sad.. went to buy some soft ice cream after that.. i was feeling very thirsty and dry already.. went home after that.. had some frozen papaya.. hehs.. my way of eating papaya.. hmm.. went to sleep after that.. my head's throbbing badly... still is... sigh... had dinner... came online... till now... they finally stop singing... thankfully.. argh... well.. that's all... sighs..

baby i need u i love u i wan u i miss u..`
come back to me..`
can't live without u by my side...`
wishing dying crying craving hoping asking for u..`
muaks!`

just a little something to fill up my boring life..

when a guy wants to kiss a girl..

Message: 1.when he holds your hand he
always
plays with
it.
2.they stare into your eyes for a long time.
3.always tells you how much he loves you and
that
he'll never let you go.
4.when he just grabbs your hand because he
wants to hold it.
5.plays with your hair.


something i found.. lol..

Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.

Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)

10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate. Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: You're sinfully ugly.

a lil something..

Message: 1. Tell her she is beautiful

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just
for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice or txt messages to wake up to.

5. Wrestle with her :)

6. don't go hang out with you ex when
shes not with you, you might not relize how badly
it hurts her.

7. If youre talking to another girl, when
you're done talking, walk over and hug
her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and
they aren't.

8.Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"

9.Introduce her to your friends . . . as your
girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up.

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she
doesn't like it

13. Make her laugh.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER

17. Every guy should give their girl 3
things: a stuffed animal (she'll hug it every time
she goes to sleep), jewelery (she'll treasure it
forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely
wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with his
cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you
do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)

22.Kiss her just for the heck of it.

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

24. Remember her birthday and get her
something,even if its simple and
inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means the
WORLD to her.

25. when she gives you a present on your
birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and
tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll
make her
happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you will,
it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and
makes her think you don't care so call even if you
can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily
have to have hour long conversations
every night but its nice for them to hear your voice
even for a quick hello.--please dun make her
wait..cuz they wait.

27. Give her wat she wants

28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually
mean the most.

29.dont hug her friends or your friends that are
girls
cause she'll feel left out.

30.hang out with her whenever you are free.

31.If u care about her...SHOW her!




no idea why but i find this nice warm and meaningful.. hey it's kinda true too ya noe.. =)

Marriage Humour

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she

expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she

respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved

her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and

now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife

wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the

same thing : "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just

watch him drive a

car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands

are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The

letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we

will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't

keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having

trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to

speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did,

but today is the last day."

WOMAN

When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after

her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When

she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She

is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.

At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.

At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.

At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.

At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

Marriage Humour In the beginning,

-- God created earth and rested. Then God created man

and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has

rested.

hmm..

Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!




























Tomato!!!


























Lettuce!!!




























Tomato!!!


























Lettuce!!!






















Tomato!!!
























She screams.

























Lettuce!!!






























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!















PULL IT OUT NOW!!!












I can't get pregnant!

















Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!