here's smth... i'm lazy to blog right now..

PCK vs SEX
Message: Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu
Beng's
son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same
like
when you dig your nose with your finger
mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more
than
men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig
dig
your nose, your nose feel better than your
finger,
right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get
raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load,
den someone come over and dig your nose,
you
like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex
when
she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go
and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use
your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing
condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you
like
to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn ................... you go and dig your
nose in
flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very
good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB,
some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"